Ola, Kiki!

Why are you wearing a bathing suit and pukka shell necklace, bitch?  It's -10 Celsius and there is snow EVERYWHERE.  You taunting slattern.  If you weren't so pretty, I would chuck you out in a snow bank just to show you how damn wrong it is to be wearing a bathing suit and looking all tropical when the rest of us have to SUFFER.

FYI - I did win Shimmering Copper Luchia/Isha yesterday.  Yayyyy!